damianIs this man worth 135 million pounds?
September 4th 2008 03:10
Has the issue of lucrative payments to sportspeople (usually sportsmen) finally gone too far? After all, what could Ronaldo possibly do with that much money?
Well, some may say that he should use it to help end developing world hunger, or fight the spread of AIDS. I say there are plenty of ways he could more effectively use that much money. Here are five of them:
1. Go into space with Richard Branson approximately 150 times. Alternatively, go into space with Richard Branson once and leave him there.
2. Buy all the tea in China, then sell it back to their emerging middle class at exorbitant prices.
3. Buy New Zealand and convert it into a luxury day spa for sheep.
4. Buy Bristol Palin’s boyfriend some condoms and edumacate him on their use.
5. Surgically turn himself into a black, left handed woman from Hispanic parents in an underprivileged tribe in a war-torn African dictatorship, then run for the U.S. presidency so that nobody can accuse him of not representing all minority groups.
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Comment by Norm
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7. Open a football clinic in a poor community with health problems.
8. Buy a record label and record subliminal messages of christian doctrine backwards into your devil's music.
9. See 10.
10. Bo Derek.