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Sports and All - September 2008

political correctness and the paralympics

September 18th 2008 03:36
I recently overheard two conflicting conversations related to the paralympics.

The first involved complaints about the paralympics not receiving the media coverage it deserved. The second was a description of a swimming event at the games, involving "a spastic with no legs getting beaten by a spastic with no arms"

As shocking as this may sound, I think in contrast with the first example, it provides a fascinating insight into the different ways our society thinks about disability, and more specifically, disability in sport.

We all love to hear stories of courage, such as the occasional media snippet that pops up of some bloke who is getting out there and playing AFL despite the fact that he had his left arm mangled in a freak shaving accident. "Good on him", we say. "Sure, he was a bit of a goose to try shaving his arm with a whipper snipper in the first place, but at least he's getting out there and having a go."


While a mangled left arm may fall within the accepted range of "still walks on two legs and can talk properly" disabilities, things get a bit murkier when it comes to supporting sportspeople who may be in wheelchairs or have intellectual disabilities.

Yes, we were all wanting louise Sauvage to win gold at Sydney in the demonstration race, because it made us feel warm and fuzzy - a bit like we were caring for a dog with a broken leg. But it wasn't meaningful support. Of course, we all remember Cathy Freeman's triumph in the 100m sprint, but does anyone remember where Sauvage finished? (For the record, she won gold).

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Can Buddy stop the cats?

September 9th 2008 07:07
There is an old saying in sport that anything can happen on the day, and of course you can only take things one match at a time. Notwithstanding that, anyone who thinks that a team other than Geelong or Hawthorn will play in the AFL grand final this year should be locked up, and the key fed to a rather menacing-looking dog in my street called George.

Yes, Collingwood have beaten the cats this year, and Hawthorn have lost to teams not even in the finals. But this is the business end of the season when the best players have everything to play for, and the simple fact is that Geelong and Hawthorn are better than any of the other teams still alive in the finals series.


Judging by the result when the two teams met during the season, the Hawks will have their work cut out even getting near the ball on grand final day, considering their failure on this occasion to dispose of an understrength Cats lineup. However, there is one joker in the pack for Hawthorn:

'Buddy' Franklin.

Much has been made of his ability and of his achievements this season, and some people would almost have you believe he is the reincarnation of God, Don Bradman, or at the very least, the prophet Mohammed. I don't want to overstate his abilities to quite such an extent, but the fact remains that if he is 'on', there are very few players in the league who can match his combination of size, skill and athleticism.

He is not the strongest forward in the league and there would probably be a number of options for Geelong if it was simply a case of a one-on-one marking contest. However, once you get him on the lead, that is where he is at his most unstoppable. One particular lead from the match against the Western Bulldogs on Friday sticks out in my mind: Frankin led out to the 50-metre arc, closely shadowed by his defender. Then, when the ball was about ten metres away, he propped and just used his body to nudge his opponent away from the ball before taking a simple, uncontested mark.

Now against Geelong, who have a much deeper spread of talent than the bulldogs, it may not be a case of Franklin tearing the game apart as he has done on a number of occasions recently, but more that the cats may devote too many resources to stopping him, and forget someone like a Rioli or Osborne. The Cats' coaching staff will undoubtedly be aiming to prevent this possibility, but in the heat of the game, if Buddy is threatening to run riot, the natural reaction as a defender in a big game will be to try to shut him down.

Conversely, the question for the Hawks is just how will they stop Abblett. And even if they do this, there are probably another five or six players for the cats who can almost singlehandedly win them a game. The Hawks have relied heavily on players such as Croad and Campbell Brown containing key opposition players, freeing up Guerra, Bateman and co. to play more of an attacking role through half-back and the midfield. The Cats, however, have such a long list of players who can impose themselves on the game, that Hawthorn will need their entire backline to play out of its skin to contain them. Add to this the fact that players like Mitchell and Hodge have largely been free to do as they please in recent times. With Abblett, Bartel, Ling, Johnson, etc. in the mix, all of a sudden they must be more defensively minded as well.

So on balance, the probability points to a second consecutive Geelong flag, but as Bruce Wayne just never seems to learn, you discount the joker at your peril.
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Is this man worth 135 million pounds?

September 4th 2008 03:10
ronaldo


Has the issue of lucrative payments to sportspeople (usually sportsmen) finally gone too far? After all, what could Ronaldo possibly do with that much money?

Well, some may say that he should use it to help end developing world hunger, or fight the spread of AIDS. I say there are plenty of ways he could more effectively use that much money. Here are five of them:

1. Go into space with Richard Branson approximately 150 times. Alternatively, go into space with Richard Branson once and leave him there.

2. Buy all the tea in China, then sell it back to their emerging middle class at exorbitant prices.

3. Buy New Zealand and convert it into a luxury day spa for sheep.

4. Buy Bristol Palin’s boyfriend some condoms and edumacate him on their use.

5. Surgically turn himself into a black, left handed woman from Hispanic parents in an underprivileged tribe in a war-torn African dictatorship, then run for the U.S. presidency so that nobody can accuse him of not representing all minority groups.
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Aussie cricketer fishing for minnows


The absence of Ricky Ponting, Matthew Hayden, Brett Lee and Andrew Symonds (the latter as a result of a fishing trip that coincided with a team meeting) did little to help Bangladesh in the first ODI against Australia on Saturday


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